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1960: In the future, we'll be able to take a flying car to the moon

2018: We used the data from our porn site to prove everyone in Hawaii relief-masturbated after someone accidentally texted them that they were all about to killed by a missile

(edited: originally it said, it was stress masturbation, which is a false interpretation of the data)

… uff :(
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